Kwonnie

shikajika:

scene: tumblr comedy club

(man walks on stage)

[cough]

(wipes sweat off forehead)

N.. uh..  [coughs again] Neon Genesis Dorito

[applause]

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lolhellno:

jeremis:

wattsworth:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

oh my god

make up is gross and I don’t like it because it’s like tricking guys into thinking you’re attractive

this post just keeps getting better

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4,127 people have been killed by guns since Newtown.

think-progress:

And that number is growing rapidly. Just yesterday afternoon, the number was 4,099.